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Two dads. Too many games. Not enough sleep.

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Father of two, gamer since the NES era. Marcus brings the hot takes, the patch note deep dives, and the occasional dad joke that actually lands.

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Three kids, one gaming chair, zero regrets. Derek is the voice of reason — until he isn't. Known for his legendary slow-twitch reaction time and fast-twitch dad jokes.

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The Beginning of Greatness

The one where it all starts. Marcus and Derek introduce themselves, argue about which console defines a generation, and accidentally stumble into something worth listening to.

Available nowOct 2026
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